Wednesday, May 7, 2014

At The Movies: Captain America: The Winter Soldier


Movie: Captain America: The Winter Soldier
My Rating: 7/5

Out of all the heroes I've met so far through these movies (I know nothing of the comic verse), Captain America had been by far the least interesting and unappealing of them all. The first movie I watched only because it tied in with the others, but I would've skipped it otherwise. I think it's the fact that he's so good that turns me off. See, I like my heroes to be a little bit gray around the edges (Iron Man) or completely black (Loki). You might be asking yourself why if I dislike him so much did I give this movie a 7 out of 5...

LET ME TELL YOU WHY.

What I loved~
Captain America and Black Widow's bromance. Bless whoever pushed to turn this into one of the coolest friendships ever. She teases him, she challenges him, she wants to finds him dates, and the captain isn't quite sure what to make of her, but he cares about her, protects her, and ultimately trusts in her. I love it. I love it all.

Falcon. I was a teensy bit worried when I saw the comic version (red costume and feathers yikes!), but this adaptation blew my mind. Awesome is awesome, and that is what Falcon is.

Closure. I needed this. And it seems it gives way to something interesting with Agent 13.

Nick Fury and Maria Hill. There two could rule the world. Seriously.

What I swooned for~
Captain America. I do not like him. I do not like him. I do not...I do...I do, yes. YES, I DO. The fighting scenes, holy $#%&.

The Winter Soldier. I was already half-in-love with the masked man by the time they revealed his true identity. And then I was like, "You @#%$! I hate you! How could you?"

The short clip at the end. Excuse me while I scream.

I was blown away by this movie, truly. Adds Captain America to favorite heroes list.

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Guest Post: In the Business of Magic

In the last twenty years, magic schools have been a thing in young adult fiction. J.K. Rowling started the craze, and ever since, scholars and bloggers alike have tried to pin-point just what makes the magic school setting so enticing. I’ve read quite a few theories, and I agree a bit with each one.

There’s the “who wouldn’t want to go to school where your classes are potion-making and changing toothpicks into feathers?” theory, and that one holds a lot of weight. Potions beats algebra any day. There’s also the “it provides a safe way to observe/relive the school years.” There’s something to that, too. For me, dealing with accidentally poisoning myself in that potions class feels a lot less intimidating than dealing with dressing “in style” ever did.

Oh, that’s just me?

Er…

Anyway, no matter which way you slice it, magic schools fulfill a human/reader desire to get lost in a cooler middle/high school environment than the one we know/knew.

But why does the fun have to stop in school? Seriously, if I could have majored in potions, that would have rocked. Even more, if I could go to work for a company that made spellbooks…pinch me, I’m in heaven.

Yet there is a distinct lack of magic in the fictional corporate workplace. Urban fantasy is filled to bursting with books about paranormal bounty hunters/private investigators/shady night club bar tenders. Where are all the secretaries, personnel chairs, and CEOs? Why is there so much given to the hunter/stalker professions?

I’ve got a theory.

“We’re grown-ups now. We work in serious jobs, and it’s no longer okay to want magic.”

Unfortunately, I think this is all too true. Books that tell stories about teenagers at magical academies are acceptable because they deal with a part of life where it’s still all right to believe in magic and even hope that there will be magic someday. That bubble seems to pop right around the time college starts, and I think that’s because not everyone goes to college. Some people skip the higher education thing (which is totally cool) and go right into the workforce, where there is no magic to speak of, never mind think of. Oh, and there never will be any magic. “You’re an adult now. This is adult life. Get used to it.”

So we let the idea of magic fall to the side. It was a nice story to cling to before we had responsibility, but now it’s something we can’t afford to be distracted by. Every so often, we’ll pick up a book about a magic school to relive what could have been, but it’s only a fond memory. And don’t even think about handing us books about magical companies. That will send us over the edge. The idea that work doesn’t have to be, well, work is one we can’t stomach, don’t want to stomach. It’s too good to be true, and as we were taught as children, things that are too good to be true are never real.

So why the bounty hunters and private investigators in urban fantasy? I think it’s because those professions are considered “dangerous” and “exciting.” “I don’t want to work in my cubical all day. I want to be out chasing bad guys.” So the market floods with books about people who hunt bad guys all day.

And then those bad-guy-hunting characters wax poetic about how they just want to relax in a cubical….

It seems that those jobs with paranormal twists are all right because they aren’t considered “boring” by most people. They offer an escape into a more exciting life that I guess the idea of corporate magic just doesn’t hold. “Don’t destroy our carefully-built sanctuary of survive until five and get out of here. Don’t give us the hope that our stupid, boring, worthless jobs can be fun. They can’t be.”

But what if they can?



Mary DeSantis, also known as desantism, is an –ism—almost enough said. After spending the first twenty-something years of her life in a small city fifteen miles north of Boston, she up and moved to North Carolina, where she’s resided for about two years. Mary has been an avid Disney lover from age too-young-to-remember and, as a result, writes fantasy, often about royalty and soldiers. When she’s not slaving away in front of her computer, Mary can be found belting Disney songs at the top of her lungs, hanging with her local buddies from Write Club (which she’d discuss, but the first rule of Write Club…), getting lost in a book, or learning to fight fire breathing dragons.

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Wednesday, April 9, 2014

At The Movies: Divergent


Movie: Divergent
My Rating: 5/5

I am giving the movie a full 5 even when some things irked me, because overall I think it was an amazing adaptation of the book and the cast really made the story come alive. This one I'm definitely buying on BluRay!

What I liked~
Veronica Roth’s cameo in the canopy scene! Now how fucking awesome is that? It makes me immensely happy when movie people consult the authors and let them into the process, but giving the author a tiny part is beyond the call of duty and should be praised. Gives me hope for whenever a novel of mine gets to the big screen or even the tv screen as a series LOL

The connection between Tris and Four wasn’t like the one in the book, and I both liked and disliked that aspect. In the book, I could see why the two ended up together because there was that slow simmering attractions and a set of encounters that led to it. In the movie, of course, you don't have the luxury of a slow pacing and so their attraction felt a bit rushed? Either way, I still enjoyed the sexy times!

And the sexy times with tattoos!

The world building was pretty amazing. The devastated Chicago landscapes looked epic and the canopy scene, though obviously CGI, still gave me and my friends a thrill.

The fear landscapes were another thing that I was excited to see how they handled, and I have to say they did a great job. They looked both real and surreal, which was the point of them.

Her training. OW! I'm conscious it's a movie and that fights are staged, but damn those fights sequences had me cringing with each blow. I really liked that we got to see Tris's transformation from the point where she knows nothing, to the point where she can handle herself in a fight against anyone.

Friendships. Another point I was hoping they nailed and they did. Tris's friendships play a big part in the books, and they highlighted them enough in the movie to show that.

What I didn’t like~
Except for a couple of scenes, Tris remained monosyllabic for the first part of the movie. Her favorite words were Yeah, Ok, and I'm pretty sure there was a third one, but I can't remember it. I was pretty distracted by what was happening on screen--it is an exciting movie, after all--but even so, I noticed her lack of longer dialogue responses compared to other characters. It was very disconcerting since she is the heroine of the story.

This is more of an issue with how they shot the movie and not with the story itself, but the in-your-face close-up shots got boring pretty fast. Like, hello, let me see their clothes and the room/space around them!

The last shot of the movie was beautiful, but what the hell happened to Four’s lines? I WAS WAITING FOR THEM! I kept mouthing the words, reciting his lines, but he never says them! Here's the quote from the book...
"I have something to tell you," he says.
I run my fingers along the tendons in his hand and look back at him.
"I might be in love with you." He smiles a little. "I'm waiting until I'm sure to tell you, though."
So cheesy! So cute!

What made my fangirl heart explode~
The ‘wake up Four’ scene. Holy shit. That's all I can say.