Wednesday, July 16, 2014

At The Movies: Edge of Tomorrow


Movie: Edge of Tomorrow
Stars: Tom Cruise, Emily Blunt, Bill Paxton
My rating: 100/10 

Like...

Where do I even begin?

I'll try not to spoil anything, but apologies if in my excitement I do.



What I loved~

Major William Cage. You all know the joke about Tom Cruise playing Tom Cruise in every Tom Cruise movie? Yeah, this is not like that. Well, not entirely. William Cage is sort of a wimp, and seeing Cruise get into that character (an opposite of what he usually plays) was not only amusing, but impressive. He dies over and over again, and most times it's because of stupid moves he makes. Of course, after some hard ass training from Rita, he gets into shape.

Sergeant Rita Vrataski. A famous soldier known as Full Metal Bitch and Angel of Verdun, she is one of the most badass characters I've ever seen in movies. She's strong, smart, determined, takes shit from no one, and makes no apologies for being a woman. I think Emily Blunt was the perfect actress for this role!

The fact that she is a woman in no way stops her from getting right in the middle of the battles, and most soldiers either respect or fear her.

She's so badass that she trains in the middle of the training room, which has revolving metal targets spinning really fast. And she's there doing her stretches and yoga thing, absolutely not giving a fuck.

What I L-O-V-E-D~

Romance? No. Attraction? Yes. I love romance plots and subplots, but lately it's become a sort of requirement for anything and everything, and most often people do a shitty job with portraying healthy relationships between characters. Which is why I'm sort of in love with what they did here. Rita and William don't even like each other when they meet. And even after being stuck together trying to figure out what's happening and how to defeat the mimics, they only grudgingly accept each other. He sticks to Rita because she knows what she is doing. And Rita sticks to him because of his 'power.'

It's only after they've relived days over and over, that we get to see a change in his attitude. Because he, of course, is the only one who remembers everything, while she gets to first meet him everyday. It was a natural progression that led them to that ending scene.


What I LOOOOVVEEEDD~ 

The humor. It was unexpected and I laughed my ass off.

This neat little trick of repeating the same day over and over again. The way it was handled in the movie was absolutely brilliant. The first three times we get almost all of the first full day, but after that, the scenes cut just to certain events and there is enough information in the shot for the viewer to know exactly at what part of the day they're at. It gets complicated when they start venturing outside of what we've seen already, but it's never confusing. It's sort of heartbreaking when he starts to admit things like, this is like the 36th time we've done this and I've seen you die.
"Find me when you wake up!"

Wednesday, July 9, 2014

At The Movies: Summer Edition Part 1


Movie: Edge of Tomorrow
Stars: Tom Cruise, Emily Blunt, Bill Paxton
My rating: 100/5

HOLY #$%&!

I JUST...I'M STILL FREAKING OUT OVER IT?!??

SO I'M JUST GOING TO WRITE A FULL MOVIE POST FOR THIS LATER.

AND FLOOD YOU WITH GIFS OF EMILY BLUNT BEING A BADASS. AND TOM CRUISE BEING TOM CRUISE. AND SHIT BEING AWESOME.

YOU'RE WELCOME.


Movie: X-Men: Days of Future Past
Stars: Hugh Jackman, James McAvoy, Patrick Stewart, Michael Fassbender, Ian McKellen, Jennifer Lawrence
My rating: 3/5

Was I the only one not impressed, excited or glad about the timeline/continuity shift trick?

Spoilers below. Highlight to read.
Jean alive again? NO.
Cyclops alive again? NO!
Jean/Cyclops/Wolverine love triangle again? HELL NO!

The movie was cool, but I was not a happy camper with that ending.



Movie: How To train Your Dragon 2
Stars: Jay Baruchel, America Ferrera, Cate Blanchett, Gerard Butler
My rating: 10/5

THIS is how sequels are done, okay? Character growth, more dragons, escalating problems, and plot twists. But, seriously, near the end...HOLY PLOT TWIST WHY!?

Would I be asking too much if I begged for a third movie? Because, yes, I am ready.



Movie: Rio 2
Stars: Jesse Eisenberg, Anne Hathaway, Rachel Crow, Amandla Stenberg, Pierce Gagnon, Jamie Foxx, Will.i.am
My rating: 3/5

I laughed.

I laughed out loud.

But the overall plot...hmm.

I also wanted Blue and Jewel's kids to play a bigger role; like be the main characters instead of the supporting cast. Oh well. Still highly enjoyable.

Wednesday, May 7, 2014

At The Movies: Captain America: The Winter Soldier


Movie: Captain America: The Winter Soldier
My Rating: 7/5

Out of all the heroes I've met so far through these movies (I know nothing of the comic verse), Captain America had been by far the least interesting and unappealing of them all. The first movie I watched only because it tied in with the others, but I would've skipped it otherwise. I think it's the fact that he's so good that turns me off. See, I like my heroes to be a little bit gray around the edges (Iron Man) or completely black (Loki). You might be asking yourself why if I dislike him so much did I give this movie a 7 out of 5...

LET ME TELL YOU WHY.

What I loved~
Captain America and Black Widow's bromance. Bless whoever pushed to turn this into one of the coolest friendships ever. She teases him, she challenges him, she wants to finds him dates, and the captain isn't quite sure what to make of her, but he cares about her, protects her, and ultimately trusts in her. I love it. I love it all.

Falcon. I was a teensy bit worried when I saw the comic version (red costume and feathers yikes!), but this adaptation blew my mind. Awesome is awesome, and that is what Falcon is.

Closure. I needed this. And it seems it gives way to something interesting with Agent 13.

Nick Fury and Maria Hill. There two could rule the world. Seriously.

What I swooned for~
Captain America. I do not like him. I do not like him. I do not...I do...I do, yes. YES, I DO. The fighting scenes, holy $#%&.

The Winter Soldier. I was already half-in-love with the masked man by the time they revealed his true identity. And then I was like, "You @#%$! I hate you! How could you?"

The short clip at the end. Excuse me while I scream.

I was blown away by this movie, truly. Adds Captain America to favorite heroes list.